Last night as I was trying to sleep I came to realise a few things.
Firstly, Lucozade does NOT work during the day at all, but it sure as hell gives you energy when you are trying to sleep (thanks for that you sugary vixen, I now have to go to work on like 3 hours sleep!) and secondly that when you are trying to sleep, meaningless conversations seem to happen.
The boyfriend started telling me about how he was sat underneath the ‘air conditioning unit’ in work and that it was so lovely and cold. I proceeded to laugh that he wouldn’t just call it an air-con, argued about that fact for a good 20 minutes easily before he decided to get on his high horse and tell me about how he is now speaking properly as he constantly listens to idiots on the phone all day. (He works for a leading electrical appliances retailer in a call centre providing technical support for computers and stuffs.)
The government has this scheme going on to give disadvantaged families on every benefit under the sun a free laptop and internet.
So he considers the majority of them to be skanks that pop kids out like no tomorrow so they don’t have to work.
When talking to these people who probably dropped out of school when they were like 12, he finds it hilarious to talk properly as it supposedly confuses them.
He also likes to use all the proper jargon, which makes them go ‘uhhh wahhhhh mayyyyyyyyte?’.
I do find it hilarious though that he loves customers that complain although I am just happy that he is back working again after several months of being unemployed due to a lovely little corrupt company firing him for basically no reason.
Really disjointed ranting there, but after literally no sleep and being about 5 minutes from heading off to work, I think I can be forgiven!
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